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Performed live at First Timers weekend at DIY Space for London on 7 May 2017
lyrics
[Verse 1] At night I toss and turn
I break out in a sweat
Am I wearing too many clothes?
Is it the menopause yet?
[Verse 2] Sometimes at work I’m hot and flushed
My colleagues see me burning up
Downstairs I feel kinda dry
Don’t be the menopause
I’m not ready to die!
[Chorus A] Google, tell me what to do
Google, I’m relying on you
[Verse 3] I put a teabag in my cereal bowl
I put an iron in my washing machine
My brain is addled, I can’t think straight
Is this what the menopause means?
[Verse 4] Sometimes I laugh and do a little wee
I should probably stock up now on Tena Lady
Downstairs I’m feeling really dry
Don’t be the menopause
I’m not ready to die!
[Chorus B] NHS Direct, have you solved my problem yet?
NHS Direct, tell me what to expect
[Keyboard solo]
[Verse 5] Doctor, doctor, please give me your thoughts
Doctor, doctor, I hope it’s not the menopause
Doctor, doctor, she gave me the cause
Doctor, doctor says it’s only perimenopause
[Chorus C] Thank god x 8
For perimenopause
credits
released May 9, 2017
Written by The People That We Like
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